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i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

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odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

(Source: roarofsilence, via clestroying)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via humorking)

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pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

(via coffee-queens)

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

(via fuckingnerdofficial)

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via phobias)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via trust)